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Wine Chick
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Who are these kids? And
why are they calling me Mommy?
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Who are these kids? And
why are they calling me Mommy?
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They whine. I drink wine.
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Single-ish
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Not pregnant, had baby.
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Mommy's little helper.
(white wine glass)
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Mom's with girls go
straight to Tiffany's.
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Not just fat, baby fat.
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Mom's with boys go
straight to heaven. |
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Mommy's little helper.
(American Express card)
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Mommy's little helper.
(red wine glass)
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Soccer Mom's Rock
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Mommy's little helper.(martini glass)
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Mom Off Duty
No Booty
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Mommy's little helper.
(Margarita)
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Mom
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Mommy's happier Meal
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I prefer my wine to their
whine. |
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M.A.W.
Mothers against whining
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Martini Momma |
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Interviewing Husbands
Please submit tax return.
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Mommy's little helper.
(Martini Glass)
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I need a stiff one.
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I like it dirty!
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I am a mom therefore I
drink!
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Forget a double, make mine
a triple.
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I don't want a mar-teeny.
I want a mar-biggie.
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"Honey Do" and I'll do
you.
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got martini?
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I am a mom therefore I
drink!
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domestic diva
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Diamonds are the best
foreplay.
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Don't Drink and Dial
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Be a darling and make
mommy a martini. |
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At my age I need glasses. |